Me: Phillip, spread out that blanket for the baby so she can play on it.
Phillip: *bends over and spits*
Me: Hey! What are you doing? No spitting. Just spread it out please.
Phillip: Okay! *bends over and spits*
Me: Whyyyyy are you spitting on the blanket?
Phillip: Mommy, I spit out the blanket for Tarolina, see! *spits*
I will always think twice before asking that boy to spread anything for me!